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Sparkly Jaguarundi

Ann. 19. Musical theatre geek. Liberal political activist, writer, and actress. I’m also rather fond of reading and sometimes I take pictures and doodle things with my Spirograph. My favorite word is serendipity. My favorite colors are purple, orange, green-ish blues, and some shades of yellow. My favorite animals are dolphins, jaguarundis, red pandas, and poodles. My favorite music is show tunes, The Beatles, and old school swing/jazz. I love tap dancing! I post things that make me laugh, that are pretty, or that I find interesting. Feel free to talk to me about anything, really! I always like making new friends.

Jul 20 '14

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Jul 20 '14

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Jul 20 '14



i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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Jul 20 '14










Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.


Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Bless all this

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Jul 20 '14





The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even



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Jul 20 '14

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Jul 19 '14

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Jul 19 '14



one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education


Reason number two: My dad is in his 40s and just found out last year that we aren’t producing a constant trickle of blood the entire time we’re on our period. Reason number three: My best friend’s teenage brother was digging through my purse to try and find gum and when he accidentally touched an unopened tampon still in its paper he said, “Ew! Get it away from me!” And I said, “It’s unused! At this point it’s just cotton and a string and some wrappings.” And he said, “How can you prove that?” to which I responded rather emphatically, “BECAUSE IT IS STILL UNOPENED, DRY, IN MY PURSE, AND ISN’T SOAKED IN BLOOD, OBVIOUSLY!” and he said, “Yeah, like I’m supposed to know that meant you hadn’t used it.” Reason number four: I didn’t understand where to put a tampon until three years after I got my first period and I didn’t know what a clitoris is until I was seventeen. And I have one. Reason number five: I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A CLITORIS IS UNTIL I WAS SEVENTEEN AND I HAVE ONE!!!! Reason number six: Growing up, I knew more about the male anatomy than I knew about my own because guys get to talk openly about what a bummer it is to have a penis and any time I mention my period, I’m being “gross” or “dramatic.” Reason number seven: A guy friend of mine thought boobs were just layers of skin until he was sixteen. Layers of skin. Reason number eight: When I tell people (not just men) that I’m not straight, more than 50% of them ask how sex works without a penis. Reason number nine: The number of people that think birth control is murder, is astounding. Reason number ten: The number of people who think that we DON’T need better sex-ed alone proves that we need better sex-ed.

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Jul 18 '14

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Jul 18 '14







Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

The second one is fucking up.

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Jul 18 '14

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Jul 18 '14

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Jul 18 '14

"Does anybody still wear a hat?"

Elaine Stritch, Feb. 2nd 1925 - July 17th 2014. 

Hats off to ya!

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Jul 18 '14

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Jul 18 '14





but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk


When the way they say the line is completely wrong


and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

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